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Funniest Yo Mama Jokes

July 25, 2012 Leave a comment
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, it takes two semi trucks for her to haul ass.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her ass got home an hour after the rest of her did.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, I got lost running around her.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears red everyone yells, “HEY KOOL-AID!”
  • Yo mama’s so fat, that her alphabet only has three letters – KFC!
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Read more…