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Ten Signs It Is Going To Be A Bad Movie

May 30, 2012 Mathias Leave a comment

10 – It’s a Star Wars movie with an episode less than 4.
9 – It’s anything recent staring Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy or Adam Sandler.
8 – The plot includes a man and a woman switching bodies.
7 – It requires more than one of the following actors to make it look even remotely like a good idea to see it: Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger (yes, I do mean The Expendables!).
6 – It’s a movie based on a beloved children’t toy or cartoon (ie. Battleship, GI Joe or Transformers).
5 – The main character is an animated orange cat who like lasagna.
4 – It’s category is “Romantic Comedy”.
3 – It’s a direct to DVD release sequel of a movie whose first installment sucked (ie. Leprechaun!)
2 – The leading lady’s breasts are huge and prominently displayed so as always to be in your face.
1 – The first comment from your wife/girl friend upon seeing the trailer is “OH! That looks like it might be good!”

Categories: General Things, Good Stuff Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Beloved Children, Bill Murray, Cold Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Eddie Murphy, First Installment, Gi Joe, Girl Friend, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Leading Lady, Leprechaun 2, Man And A Woman, Orange Cat, Romantic Comedy, Star Wars Movie, Stone Cold Steve, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sylvester Stallone

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