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Seriously, think about this.

If it weren’t for necrophiliac princes roaming the countryside, Snow White would still be laying on that slab in the forest.

But because one prince with a sick fetish came riding in on his mighty steed to steal a kiss from a dead girl, and maybe cop a feel, they all lived happily ever after.

Try doing that in real life and see where it gets you. Probably in a jail cell with a roommate who takes to calling you Bunk Muffin.