Funniest Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama’s so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
- Yo mama’s so fat, it takes two semi trucks for her to haul ass.
- Yo mama’s so fat, her ass got home an hour after the rest of her did.
- Yo mama’s so fat, I got lost running around her.
- Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears red everyone yells, “HEY KOOL-AID!”
- Yo mama’s so fat, that her alphabet only has three letters – KFC!
- Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
- Yo mama’s so fat, she was diagnosed with anorexia and the doc gave her 150 years to live.
- Yo mama is so fat, just a picture of her weighs 500 pounds.
- Yo mama is so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the buffet to slow her up.
- Yo mama’s so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she would say, “Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin …”
- Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even fit on this list!
- Yo mama’s so fat, the refrigerator got a restraining order against her!
- Yo mama’s so fat, the waist size on her pants say Equator!
- Yo mama’s so fat, mountain climbers plant flags on her.
- Yo mama’s so fat, I saw her chasing a school bus saying, “Come back Twinkie!”
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