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Funniest Yo Mama Jokes

July 25, 2012 Mathias Leave a comment Go to comments
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, it takes two semi trucks for her to haul ass.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her ass got home an hour after the rest of her did.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, I got lost running around her.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears red everyone yells, “HEY KOOL-AID!”
  • Yo mama’s so fat, that her alphabet only has three letters – KFC!
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she was diagnosed with anorexia and the doc gave her 150 years to live.
  • Yo mama is so fat, just a picture of her weighs 500 pounds.
  • Yo mama is so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the buffet to slow her up.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she would say, “Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin …”
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even fit on this list!
  • Yo mama’s so fat, the refrigerator got a restraining order against her!
  • Yo mama’s so fat, the waist size on her pants say Equator!
  • Yo mama’s so fat, mountain climbers plant flags on her.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, I saw her chasing a school bus saying, “Come back Twinkie!”
Categories: General Things, Good Stuff Tags: Alphabet, Anorexia, Blood Type, Chin Chin Chin, Chinny Chin Chin, Equator, Flags, Hey Kool Aid, Mountain Climbers, Ragu, Refrigerator, Restraining Order, Running, School Bus, Semi Trucks, Speed Bumps, Three Letters, Three Little Pigs, Waist Size, Yo Mama Jokes
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